Once upon a time...

Once upon a time there was a girl called Vanessa.
Vanessa had a best friend called Tim.
Whatever Tim would do Vanessa would copy.
One day Tim started a 'Blogger' account to help remember all the fun adventures he had with Vanessa.
Soon after Vanessa also started a 'Blogger' account to record all the fun adventures she had with Tim.
And from that day forward Vanessa continued to write self-indulgent and pointless blogs happily ever after.