I need a refund.
That is right... I want my money back.
Yes, I realize it was purchased a while ago. But honestly, is 23 years that long?
You know, there should be a lifetime guarantee, considering I was expecting to use it for at least 80 years.
What is wrong with it you ask? Where to start!
It has run out of creativity, it can't focus, it's lacking in intellect, it has an inability to organize information or organize itself, it needs excessive amounts of sleep to function… and I think it might be decreasing in size!
What… there is nothing you can do! YOU CAN’T GIVE ME A NEW BRAIN?! ARGH… May all your children have learning difficulties, and may they marry blondes!!!
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
1 comment:
really...what is wrong with marrying blondes?
Goodnight. That is all :)
Post a Comment